Cat Weldon

Children's Author


20% off school visits booked before 30th September for 2021/2022

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About Me

Cat Weldon is a children's author who writes funny middle grade fantasy stories with a particular interest in offbeat fairy tales and world mythology.

Her debut novel How to be a Hero was published by Macmillan Children's Books on January 21st 2021, with the second in the series following in the summer.

With a Master’s degree in Scriptwriting and a background in children’s theatre, Cat now splits her time between writing, teaching and making origami squirrels.

Cat lives in East Anglia with her family and collection of delinquent chickens.

Although she has a favourite cup, it has never recited poetry to her.

Follow her on twitter @WeldonCat for book gossip and exciting Viking Facts!

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How to be a Hero

A viking thief desperate to be a hero. A trainee valkyrie on a mission to prove herself. An ungodly case of mistaken identity.

When trainee valkyrie Lotta mistakes an unconscious viking thief, Whetstone, for a fallen hero and takes him triumphantly to Valhalla, things are definitely not turning out to be epic or glorious. Having lost a precious talking cup, Whetstone is also desperate to cover up his mistake and the two embark on a quarrelsome journey to find it and regain their heroic status. But Loki the trickster God is desperate to get his hands on the cup with a plan to unleash chaos across the nine worlds. Can Whetstone prove himself a hero after all when it matters most?

The first in a hilarious and fast-paced trilogy about how to be brave, what it means to be a hero and just how confusing the Norse Gods really are. Fully illustrated throughout, Cat Weldon's How to Be a Hero: Tales from a Terrible Viking is perfect for fans of How to Train Your Dragon and Who Let the Gods Out.


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Take up the quest in the hilariously epic second installment of the How to be a Hero series, from Cat Weldon, illustrated by Katie Kear.

Welcome to the Land of Lost Things. Unlikely hero Whetstone and trainee Valkyrie Lotta are on an quest to find Whetstone's long-lost father. But when Loki the trickster God sends his monstrous children after them, and Lotta loses her magic shield and along with it, her powers, things go from bad to worse.

Can Lotta and Whetstone survive a sea-serpent attack, a gigantic wolf who likes his tummy tickled and a very lonely queen of the dead, to keep the quest on track?

The second in this funny, fast-paced trilogy about how to be a friend, what it means to be a hero and just how confusing the Norse Gods really are.

How to be a Hero:

Land of Lost Things

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David, 9
I would rate this book 5/5 because it's one of those comedy books: I LOVE THEM and the illustrations are extraordinary! It's like How to Train Your Dragon but more comedic. I would recommend this book and want more people to experience Cat Weldon's writing. If you like funny books, or adventure stories, then you would like this.


School Visits

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I am currently offering 20% off for school visits booked before the end of September 2021, either virtual or in person. I can offer 45 minute virtual visits or full/ half day in person visits. Please contact me for prices and additional information.

I am able to provide workshops on various aspects of creative writing or Viking history. Alternatively I am happy to chat about being an author and provide a Q&A session!


Thank you so much  for a wonderful Digital visit – the boys were so engaged and excited and I loved the quiz, and activities as well as your reading aloud.

I’ve just been along to see the Key Worker Children who were “buzzing”. What a fabulous World Book Day treat.!

Junior School Libraran, Dulwich College


School Resources

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